“HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YOU WHORE!” CARD
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“DELIVERY! CONGRATS ON YOUR BRAND NEW POOPING MACHINE!” CARD
“I HATE BABIES!” CARD
“YOU JUST HAD A BABY!!! TIME TO START DRINKING.” CARD
“YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE & THE PAIN IN MY ASS!” CARD
“HERE’S TO YOU YOU FUCKING ALCOHOLIC!” CARD
“FUCK!” CARD
“ANOTHER DAY ON THIS EARTH... WOW... AREN'T YOU TIRED OF THIS SHIT!” CARD
“CONGRATULATIONS MR & MR” CARD
“IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT… ESPECIALLY IF IT'S TOTALLY GAY!” CARD
“GLOBAL PANDEMIC? UFOS? RISING SEAS? FAT THIGHS? POLITICS? FUCK IT ALL!” CARD
“BADASS FOREVER” CARD
“SISTER, YOU’RE THE TIITS” CARD
“SHIT! WHEN DID WE GET SO OLD?” CARD
“THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS SUPPORTING MY PARTICULAR… BRAND OF WEIRD!” CARD
“MY GOD… WHY CAN’T I FIGURE OUT HOW THIS LITTLE THING CALLED LIFE WORKS?” CARD
“I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART… & A FEW OTHER PARTS!” CARD
“BEST FUCKING TEACHER EVER!” CARD
“I LOVE YOUR MEAT!” CARD
YOU ARE STRONG FEARLESS & BADASS…” CARD
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD FUCK!" CARD
"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO THE COOLEST DAD" CARD
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD WE LOVE YOU!" CARD
"MMM... THAT CAKE BETTER BE GLUTEN FREE!" CARD
