“I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART… & A FEW OTHER PARTS!” CARD
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“I LOVE YOUR MEAT!” CARD
“I MISS YOUR SWEET ASS” CARD
“IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT… ESPECIALLY IF IT'S TOTALLY GAY!” CARD
“MAKE ME DINNER & TELL ME I’M PRETTY” PLATTER
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“MAY THESE CRYSTALS...” CARD
“MY GOD… WHY CAN’T I FIGURE OUT HOW THIS LITTLE THING CALLED LIFE WORKS?” CARD
“NOTE TO SELF” CARD
“ROLLIN’ WITH MY HOMIES” LEAF CATCHALL
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“SHIT! WHEN DID WE GET SO OLD?” CARD
“SHUCK IT ALL” OYSTER PLATTER
“SISTER, YOU’RE THE TIITS” CARD
“THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS SUPPORTING MY PARTICULAR… BRAND OF WEIRD!” CARD
“THE MORE CANDLES I BLOW” CARD
“YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE & THE PAIN IN MY ASS!” CARD
“YOU JUST HAD A BABY!!! TIME TO START DRINKING.” CARD
“YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN...” CARD
“YOUNG, GAY, AND BEAUTIFUL FOREVER” CARD
“YOU’RE THE FUCKING BEST” CARD
